80s Cartoon Rage

What really amazes me about the aggressively bland Jem and the Holograms trailer is that it obviously has no faith in its source material whatsoever.

Imagine if they made a Metalocalypse movie and stripped out every single one of the things that makes Metalocalypse what it is and the movie was, instead, about five teenage boys on their path to milquetoast MTV stardom.

This, fundamentally, is the Jem movie.