inferiorwit: (goat)
me: Hi, quick question. The website says you have a Dungeon Master's screen in stock but I can't find it on the shelf?
her: oh god
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her, scanning the shelf: Wait, these don't go here.
her: (starts pulling books off the shelf)
me: Was that a gluten-free cookbook? In the gaming section?
her, with incredible weariness: YES.
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her: Okay, let's check when it came in.
her:
her: July 9th.
me: Oh Jesus, it could be anywhere by now.
her: Right???
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me: So I'm guessing you don't move a lot of these.
her: WE DON'T.
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her: Let's see if any of our other stores have it.
her: There's one in stock at... the Edmonton International Airport.
me: Right, of course.
her: Of course that's where it is.
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me: This isn't a big deal, I just had $10 left on a gift card I wanted to spend.
her: YEAH BUT IT'S GONNA BUG ME NOW
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her: I can call the airport location...?
me: I'm not going to the airport for a DM screen.
her: Yeah, I figured.
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me: Well, thanks for the help, at least.
her: I'm probably gonna find it the moment you leave.
me: Probably.
inferiorwit: (socks)
“I want to play D&D but I’m so bored with medieval fantasy.”

Eberron.

“I was hoping for more of a gothic horror vibe.”

Ravenloft.

“Wait, scratch the gothic stuff, I want more of a weird alien Dune-type thing.”

Dark Sun.

“Too dark, I just want to do D&D in spaaaace!

Spelljammer
.

“Fuck it, I want to play every setting at once and also make a day trip to hell so I can punch the devil right in his dick.”

Planescape.

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